tbh I can’t wait for death to roll up and be like, “what the fuck did you do now dean? no, shut up, give me some pickle chips, you are the worst, why do I bother, shut your mouth, I’m gonna help you, BUT LAST TIME I SWEAR!”
I bet my patronus would be a harp seal
can you imagine. what do you even do if your patronus is a seal.
all the stags and jack russel terriers and horses charge at the dementors and then yours just appears and
hello friend no more sadness today